Wednesday, January 22, 2020

spicy pork chops in the slow cooker

my grandmother taught me this recipe. sike! I found it online and copied it

SPICY PORK CHOPS IN THE SLOW COOKER

ingredients

four (4) pork chops
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1 cup of chicken broth
1 clove of garlic (or the equivalent of garlic powder)
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon red pepper
1 teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon thyme
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper

feel free to vary the herb/spice levels according to your preferences

instructions

mix together all the spices in a small bowl or plastic container or the skull of your worst enemy

pour the chicken broth into the slow cooker

put the spice mix onto the pork chops -- make sure you cover both sides and rub it in with your fingers. you should have a bit of leftover spice mix. save it, don't throw it away

gently place the seasoned pork chops in the slow cooker. dust the remaining seasoning on them chops, then flex on them by telling them about the last expensive thing you purchased. ha ha they can't respond because they're inanimate flesh

cook on low for eight hours

eat it and hope you don't get trichinosis

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