Tuesday, January 1, 2030

WHY DOES THIS BLOG EXIST

SO WHY DOES THE WORLD NEED BULLSHIT-FREE RECIPES?

If you're like me:

  • you like to cook
  • you don't want to hear people's bullshit personal stories about how their kids love this crispy chicken and their husband who normally hates everything finally displays a tiny fraction of human emotion when he sees that this particular crispy chicken meal is being served for dinner tonight
  • you know that recipes are not protected by copyright law
  • you don't want to watch yet another unnecessarily long video that is 90% bullshit and only 10% recipe/instructions
  • you have no ethical qualms about copying and pasting recipes that are in all likelihood outright stolen or unintentionally plagiarized from other sources since there are only a limited number of ways to make (for example) chocolate chip cookies, mashed potatoes, steak, etc.

okay that's enough bullshit, just read the recipes, have fun cooking, have a nice life, and don't send me any complaints

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WHY DOES THIS BLOG EXIST