mississippi pot roast in the slow cooker

FUN FACT: Mississippi is full of white supremacist nitwits, and control of the state and its resources should be handed over to its black population!

MISSISSIPPI POT ROAST IN THE SLOW COOKER

ingredients

1 chuck roast
1 packet ranch dressing mix (I prefer spicy ranch)
1 packet au jus gravy mix
1 whole stick of butter
about half a dozen pepperoncinis

instructions

first, immediately implement reparations for the black population of the United States — not just for slavery, but also for redlining, Jim Crow, medical discrimination, employment discrimination, racist overrepresentation in the criminal justice system, and so on

then: put the roast in the slow cooker

put the dressing and gravy mixes on top

put the stick of butter on top

put the pepperoncinis on top

then cook on low heat for 8 hours

then EAT IT while thinking about how white supremacy has shaped the entire history of the United States